Finish These SpongeBob Quotes, Only 1 in 20 People Can Get 100%

You might think you're a hip young kid that grew up on SpongeBob SquarePants. You might even think you're Dirty Dan, but no, I'm Dirty Dan! Finish these quotes, and then you can prove that you're a true SpongeBob fan. If you get less than 5 correct, you're probably Old Man Jenkins.


Question 1 of 10.

I’ll have you know that I ___________ last week and only cried for 20 minutes.

1. Ate nails
2. Stubbed my toe
3. Pooped my pants
4. Burnt my hand
5. Was karate chopped by Sandy
Question 2 of 10.

The best time to wear a _____ is all the time.

1. Striped Sweater
2. Pickle Jar
3. Fry-cook Apron
4. Green Swimming Trunks
5. Air Tank
Question 3 of 10.

________ and breathing are all I know how to do.

1. Boating
2. Eating
3. Swimming
4. Photo-Synthesis
5. Fine Dining
Question 4 of 10.

Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than ___ ... ___!

1. 24 ... 25
2. Mrs. Puff ... Mr. Krabs
3. 34 ... 35
4. 23 ... 24
5. Squidward's Nose ... Squidward's Clarinet Talent
Question 5 of 10.

SpongeBob said "Patrick, I don't think Wumbo is a real word." What did Patrick say next?

1. Mermaid Man told me to use wumbo, and I always do what mermaid man tells me to.
2. Come on SpongeBob, we learned about Wumbology in Kindergarten!
3. Come on. You know, I wumbo, you wumbo, he/she/me wumbo... Wumbology, the study of wumbo! It’s first grade Spongebob!
4. The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.
Question 6 of 10.

Is _______ an instrument?

1. My Tummy
2. Violin
3. Mayonnaise
4. Trombone
5. Horse Radish
Question 7 of 10.

What was Plankton's version of the F.U.N. song?

1. F is for friends who do stuff together. U is for you and me. N is for anywhere and anytime at all!
2. Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
3. F is for fire that burns down the whole town, U is for Uranium…bombs! N is for no survivors!
4. F is for farting inside an elevator. U is for undoing shoelaces. N is for nose-hair picking!
Question 8 of 10.

_____ is illegal on other planets.

1. Flipping Patties
2. Licking Doorknobs
3. Selling Chocolate
4. Painting Rocks
5. Punching Walruses
Question 9 of 10.

What did Patrick say to comfort SpongeBob when he was driving everyone away with his bad breath?

1. SpongeBob, don't feel bad. I don't have nostrils so I can't even smell!
2. You know what they say, the ugliest duck in the pond gets the worm.
3. Who cares what you smell like? Hygiene is for barnacles!
4. Once there was barnacle with bad breath. His breath was so bad that everyone died. The end.
5. Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.
Question 10 of 10.

What was Patrick's suggestion when confronted with an Alaskan Bull Worm eating Bikini Bottom?

1. We should use Squidward as bait to lure the worm to the seagulls!
2. We should take the worm and roll it down a hill!
3. Uhhhhh.
4. We should take Bikini Bottom and push it somewhere else!
5. We should eat Bikini Bottom so there's nothing left for the worm to eat!

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